Realm of Mediocrity

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Jun 2

My mom yelled at me because I used 70% isopropyl alcohol instead of hydrogen peroxide. She told me alcohol doesn’t disinfect at all because it doesn’t bubble the wound.

Jun 2

So despite washing with antibacterial soap, disinfecting with alcohol, smothering with Neosporin, and covering with a sterile Band-Aid all every 2 hours, my scrape is infected and I am bedridden. Ok, body, ok.

Jun 2

sudden epiphany

otarded:

+

=

Jun 1

thedailywhat:

Dizzying POV of the Day: You already know what it’s like to be a hula hoop — here’s the jump rope version.

Caution: Could cause desk-sickness.

[neatorama]

Pause at certain moments for amazing foreshortening references.

helloiamyourboggart:

asknidoking:

poke-asks-history:

ask-arceus:

ask-arceus:

Followers, you know what needs to be done.

We’ve breached 100, let’s try a little harder. 
Get that booty.

Because… reasons.

Also because reasons.

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRYWUR

Why would you all do this to me

helloiamyourboggart:

asknidoking:

poke-asks-history:

ask-arceus:

ask-arceus:

Followers, you know what needs to be done.

We’ve breached 100, let’s try a little harder. 

Get that booty.

Because… reasons.

Also because reasons.

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRYWUR

Why would you all do this to me

jacketlizard:

oh my god

This just in, Hulk confirmed for MGS5.

jacketlizard:

oh my god

This just in, Hulk confirmed for MGS5.

(Source: kojimatweets)

Since it’s past 12, maybe I should check my other ask bl-

*12 new messages*

I should do these later.

I woke up just now

It’s 12. 

My presentation has to be 20 minutes long

Mine’s 10 minutes.

I herd u liek bad data

I herd u liek bad data